According to tmz.com, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were spotted at the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. There have been rumors circulating for a while about her and John Mayer. You know what I think? They are just kicking it! THAT'S RIGHT, THEY ARE TWO YOUNG ADULTS WHO ARE IN NEED OF PHYSICAL AFFECTION.
Yeah that's right, THEY NEED NOOKIE! I don't know why the paparazzi speculates about "are they a love match?" or "are they dating"? Why don't you just say that "are they hooking up in the bedroom"? That's right folks, even the stalkarazzi doesn't like to admit it. They are just burning the mattresses.
Although I can't imagine how exciting John Mayer could get. I picture him getting all emotional afterward and running through the halls of his high school, screaming at the top of his lungs. I mean, he's a pretty cheesy dude. Match that with her dim wit, and you have a match made in hell.
Please if you two do it, practice safety! Please! A child product from those two would be a nightmare
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