Saturday, August 18, 2007

Haha, Britney Spears is gonna be on Apprentice?

Hello there blog readers, you're not going to believe this. Britney Spears, a.k.a trainwreck may be "hired" by Donald Trump to appear on his dying show, "The Apprentice", or as it will be called this season "Celebrity Apprentice". He's also trying to get Paris Hilton. Um, she doesn't need the job! Her parents have almost as much, if not more, than you do Donald!

So Brit may actually need the money AND a good PR boost. If she can hold herself together, it may win some fans back. I, however, think that it would just worsen her image. Afterall, she cries on a dime (ahem, anyone remember her interview with Matt Lauer, BAWL CITY YA'LL.

Scary scary scary! So we'll just have to wait and see heheh.

Joel Madden is gonna marry his baby mama Nicole Richie?

ON it was reported that Joel Madden announced at a concert that he had just proposed to his baby mama. The jailbound mommy's reps haven't confirmed yet. I am pretty sure she said yes :-). Afterall, she won't be having a child out of wedlock at least. Maybe Lionel Richie won't be dancing on the ceiling but he can probably rest easier knowing she will be married.

Joel seems like a good guy. I mean, Hillary Duff said he was a good guy, so he must be at least somewhat decent. And he is proposing to Nicole Richie since she is pregnant, no telling if he really wants to marry her or not but at least he's doing the right thing. Good luck to the lovebirds!

Friday, June 15, 2007

Britney Spears Rags on Lindsay Lohan

Ahem, the pot calling the kettle black? Most definitely! On Brit's official homepage, she is found ragging on Lindsay Lohan when asking her fans to help her come up with a new album title. Where is Britney's P.R. rep and who runs her website? Please control this childish girl!

Britney is so frustrating. She whines "I'm going to act more mature, i was acting so stupid because of my divorce!". Then she acts like a real idiot again. Please, stop it! Grow up. At 25 years old, you are hardly all that young anymore. It's the point where you should be pretty mature. Come on, Brit, face it! You're not "barely legal" anymore, get a grip on yourself. Stop hanging on to the past and move on. You're a mommy now too.

Paris Hilton is a jailbird

Paris Hilton is a jailbird

Aren't those words like magic to your ear? The celebrity wanna-be is in jail for her DUI and driving with a suspended license. Well good, she deserves it. She had plenty of chances to fix herself before landing in jail. She drove with suspended license twice and was reported to drive like a maniac. This celeb's money didn't buy her out of jail.

Of course, it's not like she isn't getting special treatment. She's in the "medical ward" instead of in the jail cell. She has it much easier there. Oh boo hoo, Poor Paris, she can't sleep on satin sheets. She must need anti-psychotic meds now.

Give me a break! She needs to serve her time in the jail cell. Put her back. Whiny li'l primadonna. I tell you what, she's an example of how NOT to spoil your child. She assumes that she's only going to get everything handed to her regardless of how badly she acts. Sigh. Mr. and Mrs. Hilton, you should not have spoiled her so much! Now she's famous for being nothing more than a partying social diva with a sex tape. Gag! This can't be what Conrad Hilton had in mind.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Whoops! Celebrity whoops by Britney Spears!

I'm not going to post the pic because it's not appropriate in my particular blog, but I'm sure you guys have all seen the Britney Spears vaginal shot pic! It's utterly disgusting, let me just tell you that! If you surf the web, you'll find it. What was she thinking? It's twice now that she's done that in just a few days. I was just starting to think that maybe she was growing up by divorcing Kevin Federline and starting things anew with a more mature attitude. Well it looks like I was wrong!

She is acting like a skanky young lady. Hanging out with Paris Hilton is not exactly great for your reputation. I guess we see that she is basically going through an identity crisis. Is she the sweet mommy? The pop star diva? Well, we have no idea yet. We will just have to wait and see.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Got Married, and they looked great

This picture is courtesy of E!Online
Tom and Katie got married. As strange as Tom is, you gotta give the guy credit, he was COOL forever! So recently he's become a little weird. We can forgive him. Especially as hot as he is.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Britney Spears dumps Kevin Federline -shouldn't be a big shock!

Britney Spears, the former singing teen queen, has called it quits and filed for a divorce from Kevin " Fed Ex " Federline. It's not like he's going to be completely broke, he gets some money (probably a couple of million is about what he gets after everything is said and done, there was a prenup signed in this marriage)

Britney is smarter than she looks. Good thing she got the prenuptial signed. She might have been screwed out of a lot more money than that. She wants custody of both the children which I'm sure she will probably get. Although there have been rude remarks and unkind things said about Britney's motherhood which has at times been criticized. We should all remember one thing. Most of us have been young and niave, even young and niave mothers. She's still new at being a mom but it sounds as if she is putting them first. Kevin is a hard partier and also has 2 other children from a previous relationship with actress Shar Jackson. Britney seems like the more logical choice :-).

I actually thought a few weeks ago that they were still in love with eachother in their own silly goofy way. But apparently I was wrong. Either that, or Britney had that same age-old mentality, that love doesn't pay the rent. His money making capabilities are nowhere near in the same ballpark as hers.

Anyway, as much as I laughed at the two of them, any divorce is sad when kids are involved. I hope they can get along despite everything for their children's sake. Ah yes, and KFed now known as the trademark "Fed Ex " (duh I hope he knows that's a trademark and he can get sued), I even wish him luck. Afterall, youth is short-lived and he's nearing 30. Perhaps he will grow up and smell the coffee .

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Does Anyone Else Think Flavor of Love "Flavor Flav" is about as attractive as a cockroach?

Listen, I first want to state he seems like a pretty straight forward, honest guy. And second he also seems to be sweet. But I'm just going to say it, Flavor Flav is one ugly dude! I can't believe that on his show "Flavor of Love" young attractive women are fighting over him. You know they must be gold diggers. He's nearing 50 years old and he looks like a shriveled up cockroach. I'm sorry, but it's true!

I laugh at the girls who call "New York" (one of the most notorious cast mates, she seems to be obsessed with Flavor Flav)a gold digger on the reality show. Like they aren't gold diggers haha. Flav's got a pretty nice big house and he's rich. He can give them a jet-setting celebrity lifestyle, and that's why they want to be with him.

It really boggles the mind what some people will do for a moment of fame. I hope these girls know that they look really desperate by going on this show :-). There's got to be more dignified ways of getting your face and name out there. I call it the groupie syndrome. Young girls in need of attention or craving the wealthy lifestyle flaunt their bust and their derriere in hopes of finding a rich man to sweep her off her feet on his way to Paris first-class :-)

Hey now girls, if any of you genuinely are in love with Flavor Flav, please accept my humblest apologies. I guess you love him for his brains ;-)

Sunday, October 29, 2006

WTF, the NEXT PussyCat Doll? Isn't there enough of them already?

Pussycat Dolls

Have you guys heard about the reality show coming up, The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll? I knew that reality television was a big seller, but come on, do we really need more Pussycat Dolls? The lead singer is already enough "pussy cat" for the entire band, we don't need anymore! I still say the lead singer looks a heck of a lot like Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives.

Reality television television producers and network television big-wigs, please listen to normal Americans when we say, REALITY TV IS GETTING TO BE TOO MUCH! Survivor is already old news, annoying, and even downright stupid if you consider that I cringe at the thought of watching another season of bone racks compete for a million dollar prize.

Come on Pussy Cat Dolls, leave it alone! You guys are already popular and hot the way you are. If you add another girl, I can say with all honesty I will have a pussycat doll migraine. And possibly, so will the rest of America (and any other country who may watch it)

Holy Mary Mother of...Have you guys seen funny man Ryan Reynolds lately?

Well hello, Ryan Reynolds. This photo is courtesy of TMZ

My God, I knew this guy was cute. One of those cute faces but I did not know he had ALL THAT hiding under his shirt. I feel like a schoolgirl gushing over him, but wow, he's a hottie.

I loved him in the movie with Amy Smart, Just Friends or Best Friends whatever. He cracked my up in his fat suit and that funny chick from Scary Movie (OMG, what is her name!) oh yeah, Anna Farris, cracked me up!

Ryan Reynolds, a lot of us ladies knew you were sexy, but we didn't know you had ABS of STEEL. Amen, brother, you are hot !