haha the real paris hilton

Wow, if I had the artistic ability to create Paris Hilton, it would look just like this! A skanky girl who just happens to be a millionaire. Guys, I just don't get people who admire her. Is it because she's extremely rich and loves to act like a ho in public? Please someone explain this strange phenomena to me.

GOSSIP? Well, this isn't really gossip. Paris will be featured on a South Park episode. I can't wait to see it. She will probably be doing something very naughty (think videocamera!). After seeing their parody of Mel Gibson, I am excited to see the disgusting version of Paris. At least they are honest. Sometimes brutally honest lol. Watch out Simple Life, here comes ho Paris