Haha, Britney Spears is gonna be on Apprentice?

Hello there blog readers, you're not going to believe this. Britney Spears, a.k.a trainwreck may be "hired" by Donald Trump to appear on his dying show, "The Apprentice", or as it will be called this season "Celebrity Apprentice". He's also trying to get Paris Hilton. Um, she doesn't need the job! Her parents have almost as much, if not more, than you do Donald!

So Brit may actually need the money AND a good PR boost. If she can hold herself together, it may win some fans back. I, however, think that it would just worsen her image. Afterall, she cries on a dime (ahem, anyone remember her interview with Matt Lauer, BAWL CITY YA'LL.

Scary scary scary! So we'll just have to wait and see heheh.

Joel Madden is gonna marry his baby mama Nicole Richie?

ON TMZ.com it was reported that Joel Madden announced at a concert that he had just proposed to his baby mama. The jailbound mommy's reps haven't confirmed yet. I am pretty sure she said yes :-). Afterall, she won't be having a child out of wedlock at least. Maybe Lionel Richie won't be dancing on the ceiling but he can probably rest easier knowing she will be married.

Joel seems like a good guy. I mean, Hillary Duff said he was a good guy, so he must be at least somewhat decent. And he is proposing to Nicole Richie since she is pregnant, no telling if he really wants to marry her or not but at least he's doing the right thing. Good luck to the lovebirds!

Britney Spears Rags on Lindsay Lohan

Ahem, the pot calling the kettle black? Most definitely! On Brit's official homepage, she is found ragging on Lindsay Lohan when asking her fans to help her come up with a new album title. Where is Britney's P.R. rep and who runs her website? Please control this childish girl!

Britney is so frustrating. She whines "I'm going to act more mature, i was acting so stupid because of my divorce!". Then she acts like a real idiot again. Please, stop it! Grow up. At 25 years old, you are hardly all that young anymore. It's the point where you should be pretty mature. Come on, Brit, face it! You're not "barely legal" anymore, get a grip on yourself. Stop hanging on to the past and move on. You're a mommy now too.

Paris Hilton is a jailbird

Paris Hilton is a jailbird

Aren't those words like magic to your ear? The celebrity wanna-be is in jail for her DUI and driving with a suspended license. Well good, she deserves it. She had plenty of chances to fix herself before landing in jail. She drove with suspended license twice and was reported to drive like a maniac. This celeb's money didn't buy her out of jail.

Of course, it's not like she isn't getting special treatment. She's in the "medical ward" instead of in the jail cell. She has it much easier there. Oh boo hoo, Poor Paris, she can't sleep on satin sheets. She must need anti-psychotic meds now.

Give me a break! She needs to serve her time in the jail cell. Put her back. Whiny li'l primadonna. I tell you what, she's an example of how NOT to spoil your child. She assumes that she's only going to get everything handed to her regardless of how badly she acts. Sigh. Mr. and Mrs. Hilton, you should not have spoiled her so much! Now she's famous for being nothing more than a partying social diva with a sex tape. Gag! This can't be what Conrad Hilton had in mind.